by elcryZ August 28, 2025
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A shady, half-baked operation run by someone who pretends to be a professional but is really just scamming everyone involved. Named after Pintu, an ex-videographer who now spends more time plastering lies than walls.
Sexual slang: when someone makes a huge sticky mess, tries to cover it up poorly, and pretends nothing happened—exactly like Pintu covering up his scams.
A shady, half-baked operation run by someone who pretends to be a professional but is really just scamming everyone involved. Named after Pintu, an ex-videographer who now spends more time plastering lies than walls.
Sexual slang: when someone makes a huge sticky mess, tries to cover it up poorly, and pretends nothing happened—exactly like Pintu covering up his scams.
Example 1:
“Bro, don’t trust that used car dealer, his warranty is straight out of Pintu’s Plaster Shop.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought it was gonna be romantic, but it turned into a full-on Pintu’s Plaster Shop all over her bedsheets.”
“Bro, don’t trust that used car dealer, his warranty is straight out of Pintu’s Plaster Shop.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought it was gonna be romantic, but it turned into a full-on Pintu’s Plaster Shop all over her bedsheets.”
by HorseCoq August 30, 2025
Get the Pintu’s Plaster Shop mug.god fucking dammit, Marcus, this is the 7th time you've left your laundry out. My name is Chris.
I saw Jason yesterday.
Oh bother, I was shopping for tires the other day, and Chris saw me at the "tyre store"
I saw Jason yesterday.
Oh bother, I was shopping for tires the other day, and Chris saw me at the "tyre store"
by Maxwellscriblenottt October 23, 2025
Get the Shopping for Tires mug.When you make your wife or significant other smell a candle that you just ripped ass into when they took you shopping when you didn't want to go.
by Drbigbuds1 November 3, 2025
Get the Shop Wafting mug.Student 1: Hey have you tried Swap Shopping?!
Student 2: No, whats that?
Student 1: Its this cool website made so university students can swap things for other goods and services!
Student 2: Sounds awesome!
Student 1: Hell yeah it is!
Student 2: No, whats that?
Student 1: Its this cool website made so university students can swap things for other goods and services!
Student 2: Sounds awesome!
Student 1: Hell yeah it is!
by HeavyRain95 December 8, 2025
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Get the Flop Shop mug.Kebab Shop Warrior: A person who frequents kebab shops late at night, often after a night out, treating the shop as a battleground. They start fights over queue-jumping or minor disputes and may follow people from nightclubs to the kebab shop, sometimes clashing with staff. These chaotic scenes can get messy, with food and chaos everywhere, and often lead to police involvement. Additionally, these escalations are sometimes filmed and shared on social media, quickly going viral and adding to the frenzy.
Lee: Bruv remember last night. We were sitting there in the kebab shop, and it was absolute metal. There were these two geezers fighting, and one of them tried to jump over the counter to get a kebab knife! The poor kebab workers were trying to hold him back, and meanwhile, this man's kebab went flying. It got punched out of his hands, it exploded everywhere, his face was a picture bruv well funny LOL, blood and kebabs all over the place! Honestly, it was like a scene from a movie. We definitely ran into a couple of kebab shop warriors that night! Bruv
Frank: Init bruv mental night out bruv.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: Init bruv mental night out bruv.
Lee: LOL.
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