One Horse Pony

A phrase used by senile people confused thinking of the more common phrase "one trick pony".

*Replying to press after reporter asks if allegations against Hunter Biden are Russian disinformation:

"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony."

by senior jota December 22, 2020

Moral High Horse

A massive twat. A pretentious prick who takes it upon themselves to interject their own moral principles into a situation even when it clearly doesn’t concern them. Once they have inserted their bullshit they ride their moral high horse off into the sunset.

Oh shit there goes Alex on his Moral High Horse riding into the sunset

by The talking bush March 18, 2021

Sewer Horse

A particular female who is both ugly, fat and in capable of looking well in any situation or place.

Dude, don't go near that sewer horse

by The Doddfather May 31, 2007

hung like a horse

A phrase used to describe a man with a large, equine-like penis.

Damn! You're, hung like a horse!

by Paul Thundergod July 3, 2003

Horse riding

horse riding is an activity NOT a sport. If you find any other information it is FAKE NEWS

person 1: oh horse riding is not a sport

person 2: yeh it’s activity

by void gender April 22, 2020

minnie horse cum

When a midget has large penis and fills a 5 gallon bucket with semen

Oliver: “I heard Jenny got kale to do a Minnie horse cum last night.”
Ken: “ Yeah kale got an unlimited supply.”

by Meningitis Mamba April 20, 2022

Horse Jockey's Boot

1)Dilapidated, engorged membranous tissue forming the external covering or integument of a vagina.

2)Reflects a pliable pelt-like substance adhering to a womans loins.

1)Rumor had spread that Maria's horse jockey's boot was the largest external appendage in the Benton County Area on a female whore.

2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the horse jockey's boot sleeps tonight...

by Toosh March 21, 2008