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footy family

An Australian family (not divorced). Normally with two or more children. The entire family goes for the same team. All the children do football training on Saturday morning (Auskick). The family poses a seeming endless supply of pointless team paraphernalia of which they will wear every moment they get. At school, all the children do is talk and play football during break time. They will also normally yell terms related to football during class time as random. Levels of intelligence across the family gene pool are questionable. Generally, all of the storage on the Foxtel box is used by recorded football games and various football related shows. Whenever there is a game, the entire family will crowd around the TV and yell at it. However on occasion they will attend an actual AFL match while wearing various layers of their team's merchandise.
That goddamn footy family, I can hear them screaming at the tv from next door!
by DinKukÄrMin September 30, 2017
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Alabama Family Mud Puddle

The smiths' family tree looked something like an Alabama Family Mud Puddle.
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The Feather Family Fipples

A nipple on a male or female which is extremely broad and has the same circumference as a size 3 soccer ball.
Dude my girls got the feather family fipples, I touched them and it was like touching a watermelon.
by Con1ron May 7, 2018
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banana family

Family in political and military control of banana republic or other country with a similar political setup.
The US banana family are in trouble now that Jared has lost his top secret clearance and the first daughter has failed to make sensible and informed political comments in Korea. Some Asian stan-countries have banana families although they do not produce bananas.
by Wryface March 1, 2018
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family cookout

When a group of men, closely related (not by blood) such as a frat or group of best friends, collectively eat one girl's pussy. They spin her around and flip her like parties at a family cookout.
You know tiffany? Alpha beta whom invited her to the family cookout last week!
by Ch0ppedliv3r February 26, 2017
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Family Cactus

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by Family Cactus666 February 27, 2017
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xanny family

MIchael Young snapchatted sassytae saying Xanny family.
David young told sassytae "xanny family". Only young family knows.
by michael young is poo August 14, 2016
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