Wisconsin Cow Pie

The act of deficating on a person's chest then squishing it with your buttocks.

-Have you ever gotten a Wisconsin Cow Pie?
-No?
-Then you've never been in Milwaukee.

by Bill Cosby 4 Life January 18, 2010

Cow chop

Two dumb morons ( Alex(ImmortalHD) and (James,Uberhaxornova) that used to play minecraft now create a subtle youtube channel that is more garbage than the two of them combined.

Dude1: Hey, did you see their cow chops new video?
Dude2: What are you doing in my house

by Fro Gonn October 27, 2017

cow piss game

a game where 2 men stand 5 feet away from each other, and the first person 2 piss into the others mouth wins a blowjob from a cow.

man: ive one the cow piss game!
man: lucky fuck|!

by twonk August 2, 2008

Sexy Moo Cow

Far chick you wanna fuck and don't mind being seen in public with.

Sean fucked that fat girl.

Yeah, but that's his sexy moo cow.

by latmfrh June 15, 2016

holy cow monkeys

An alternative to cursing.

Holy cow monkeys, did you see that!?!?!

by spacedinosaur July 19, 2011

bessy the fat cow

is very gay and homophobic ❤️

oh ew your name is bessy the fat cow??? how thicc

by sandy christian best mom June 22, 2022

Chocolate milk cow

The brown cow that makes chocolate milk instead of plain milk

I’m going to milk the chocolate milk cow.

by Polarbear@2022 January 10, 2022