Christmas Accident

The title given to an individual born during the month of September. The duration of a female's pregnancy normally lasts 9 months, therefore, the individual was conceived during December.

Alex: Why are you always so damn cheerful?
Bree: I was born in September. Being Jolly is part of my DNA.
Alex: Ahh, a Christmas Accident…

by Bresaurus December 23, 2013

christmas gangster

when someone raids under the Christmas tree the night before to open the presents and reseals them crudely

you:IM going go feel the presents. Christmas gangster:ok. you: looks like someone been tampering with the presents. gangster: fuck no!

by PHRASE giver December 24, 2013

Christmas family

Family who you never see or talk to but they still send you christmas cards. They will put 3 dollars in it . One for each sibling.

Cameron. : Man great grandma anne sent me a dollar for Christmas this year .

Kyle : yeah i know man she is on that go hard or go home gifting this year. (Sacasm)

Cameron : man Christmas family blows .

by letsingercameron December 28, 2013

Christmas colors

The act of a girl having sex near Christmas while on her period

Mike: sally how far have you gone
Sally: Christmas colors
Mike: that's nasty

by that player next door June 14, 2015

Christmas af

The feeling of absolute love for Christmas

Christmas x-mas

Person 1: Yo! I like that reindeer sweater
Person 2: Thanks mane you know your boy Christmas af!

by EnchiladaDude March 9, 2016

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

White Christmas

The art of having extremely kinky sex in a hotel in the month of December and when you have finished you leave without cleaning up your "mess".

Guy: Hey baby wanna have a white Christmas
Girl: You know I do

Guy: How bout that hotel right around the corner
Girl: Sure, shall I bring our box full of toys?
Guy: Yup

by IHOP Eating Cow Zombie March 30, 2016