Z-Lowing

Taking your work laptop home with you, and then forgetting to bring it with you to work the following day. Requires you to turn around and go back home for retrieval, or request to check one out from the company IT department for the day.

I pulled a Z-low and will be 30 minutes late to work this morning.
Z-lowing has reduced employee productivity by 11% in the second quarter.
Every time a deadline comes up I always pull a Z-low...soooooo annoying!
Dude, what's a bigger bummer - lighting your hair on fire when blowing out birthday candles, or z-lowing?

by kali0055 August 20, 2013

Rule Z

Marketing rule: If it can't be sold as is, someone will remove the name and put the word Zombie on it. It will then sell with great success.

We could not sell Dried Seaweed so we removed the label and put Dried Zombie Skin on it. It's never sold better thanks to Rule Z.

by Rmistiff December 7, 2011

Notorious B I G Z

A name of well to be known upcoming Rapper, aka Big Z, or Fireman. Dropping his mixtape soon. The mixtape is featuring E Squared entering yo mom's pussy.

kid: did you here that new rapper, Notorious B I G Z ?
other kid: yea hes pretty tight

by Sky Bird August 6, 2011

Z-Balls

When a zombie apocalypse show gives you just enough to make you watch it but not enough action to satisfy.

"This new season of 'The Walking Dead' is so slow.....it's giving me a nasty case of Z-balls."

by KennedyisFunny October 30, 2011

Quarter Pounder with Z's

A very large joint assembled using 4 ounces of marijuana (quarter pound) and multiple Zig Zag rolling papers (Z's).

Is Harold's house on fire!?!

Nah, they're just smoking a quarter pounder with Z's.

by fmitga May 17, 2023

yturieowwpqhgjfkdls;abvncmx,z

you are bored so you type every letter alternating left to right from the middle from the middle row to the end of it. congrats. you are bored.

"john look noone found yturieowwpqhgjfkdls;abvncmx,z yet i just defined it"
"good job, joe."

by waffles%%%%%%%% May 26, 2023

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When somebody gets so bored that they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" with spaces in-between every letter

Hey John! Try typing "q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m" in Google

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdrzseawq June 7, 2023