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glazed kitty

When you blow a load and you accidentally hit your kitty cat. Also goes for blowing a load on a human pussy.
I had to wash my glazed kitty after blowing a load on her by mistake.
by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025
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Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.

Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
by alfrtastik March 3, 2025
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Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks like a heterosexual one to the unbeknownst, but is actually between two lesbians. Named after the satirical internet rumor that both Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel, who are claimed by Sanrio to be a straight couple, are actually two girls.
Penny: “People keep thinking I’m straight because I call Alex my boyfriend, but little do they know that she’s also a lesbian like me!”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”

“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
by chillzfundee March 3, 2025
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Kitty Danglers

When you have demolished your outer vaginal lips so bad they look like a Thumb or a Turd hanging from inbetween your legs..
You know she should stop what ever she doing,, using a vacuum to jack off or hell just stop fucking and go get that vaginal rejuvenation procedure.. but that is not sexy scarring all them men with horrible looking Kitty Danglers!!
by WillE.Smashem March 3, 2025
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kitty pussy meowmeow

what we should all call our meowmeows
sebrina: woah, he ate my kitty pussy meowmeow so good last night
jennifer: luckyyy my guy never eats my kitty pussy meowmeow
by N1K0L4I March 9, 2025
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Com Kitty

A term for (typically) teenage girls on discord who have a fixation on com kids and being extorted. They typically have the com accent and are intimidated by and rude to every woman that so much as breathes in the same voice calls. They usually try and fail at the egirl aesthetic, and commonly have blood/gore related banners. They love being extorted, promoting self harm and eating disorders, and being overall wastes of oxygen.
comkid: carve my name into your thigh for my banner, kitten
com kitty: yes daddy~
by msrattatata June 27, 2024
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Hello Kitty

A kitty with no mouth that got used in scary videos a while ago for no absolute reason.
*Or*
A kitty that has hello at the beginning of its name.
(or just cute lil hello kitty lol)
1st person: Omg! Hello kitty isn't actually a kitty it's a little girl!
2nd person: you’ve been watching too many YouTube shorts...
by UrbanDictionaryHaha July 13, 2024
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