Jesse is one of the most funniest (but not quite the most good looking) guy you’ll ever meet. His charm will make you feel somewhat attracted to him, though he can be a dick at times. He’s not very emotionally available so it’s hard for him to say his feelings towards things. He’s overall a very chill, and special guy.
Person: hey did you see Jesse today?
Person 2: nah, he’s probably doing what he always does. Being a little shit.
Person 2: nah, he’s probably doing what he always does. Being a little shit.
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Get the Jesse mug.I was winning the game. Making my way to the goal, i heard a massive rip in front of me. Jesse had jessed. And there went the game. Frick you, Jesse!
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Named after the UK Government Minister for Mens Involuntary Gender Reassignment Surgery Jess Phillips, who while living in a 90% Muslim riding of Birmingham was elected to the UK Parliament without any chicanery whatsoever.
Named after the UK Government Minister for Mens Involuntary Gender Reassignment Surgery Jess Phillips, who while living in a 90% Muslim riding of Birmingham was elected to the UK Parliament without any chicanery whatsoever.
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