McDonald’s cold fries

When you stick Popsicles in pigeons, throw them off of buildings, and hope they fly.

Person: “ did Dan just McDonald’s cold fries that pigeon?”

by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021

Crypto Fries

A cool guy

Hey have you talked to crypto fries?
Yeah hes a cool guy

by Crypto Fries October 11, 2021

American ass fries

A sex move were the female partner insert's (any brand) fries down her rectum and proceeds to thrust them out smothering the fries in fecal matter, once this act is complete the male partner will consume the fries sexually for females sick pleasure.

this sexual act is rare and has multiple health risks if proceeded.

this act can be done by any gender regardless of each side being straight or not.

this is a form of domination pleasure.

your doctor is guaranteed to say something along the lines of: "what the fuck!?, DONT DO THIS!"

"She said she wanted to try the American ass fries with me, I cant wait to dominated by my mistress"

by A mentally ill person February 16, 2022

fried to flowers

Stoned out of your mind. Extremely intoxicated on Marijuana.

Thar dude smoked so much pot, he was wasted, fucked up, fried to flowers.

by YoMoRyder February 25, 2022

Fried

Cooked eggs

Daddy asked for fried with toasted

by anonymous August 11, 2021

Fri

Fri is a cool person who everyone wishes to be. He gets As for everything and destroys people at Apex

Omg, Fri is coming here!

by TheBrownAntEater August 22, 2021

double fried

In which you get a sunburn, on top of a healing sunbirn that has begun to peel

Jerry: Man i really fucked up
Jack: how so?
Jerry: i got double fried because i forgot to bring sunscreen again

by Kitten_Pop June 12, 2021