paranoid ducks

there is a duck watching everybody,and there will be beside the fact that i am a duck.so maybe you are a duck too.

when you feel the breath of a duck on your neck,never look back to see paranoid ducks,just look at the mirror.

by the duck is watching us March 23, 2016

duck these ads

When autocorrect destroys your ad rant

Another ad?! Duck these ads! Cr@p!

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 November 27, 2018

Duck butter

The sweaty crud that accumulates in between your ballsack and your inner thigh

Dang man I can hardly walk. This duck butter keeps squishing in my pants

Lol just scrape it out with a spoon

by Men @ work December 1, 2018

Irrelevant duck

Savannah Seay

You irrelevant duck!

by Nochfshrd July 10, 2017

Sup and duck

When you sit down to eat at a restaurant and dash before paying.

You don’t have money? That’s okay, we’ll just sup and duck.

by Expensive insights October 14, 2018

duck typing

Programming stuff.
If that thing can be throw into your oven and taste like a roast duck or whatever, and it lucks has wings and legs and ankles, that is a duck.
duck typing focus on the acts or the method but don't care what this thing actually is.

Jack: look at that bird, it can swim, it has two wings, it must be a DUCK.
Ben: That is a goose. Nerd. Stop duck typing.

by DDDooordddy November 11, 2018

Feed the Ducks

Unsolicited, undesired invitation to a homosexual relationship

Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?

by barffbag June 14, 2018