i-box

an idiot box

That kid's such an i-box.

by Greg December 19, 2003

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Dick in a Box

When the male genitals also known as penis, cock, cockswain, rooster, dick predicament, Armstrong, Jareth, doodle, projectile, willy, putz, Fixter, Cooner, phallus, pee pee, wee wee, prick, private part, wang, wiener,mojo, etc dick. A Dick in a Box, commonly occurs when the male penis is detached from the balls and positioned with great care and precision into a box, as long as the lid is placed on the box it will be named under the term Dick in a Box.

When Joe Cockup died his will pacifically specified that his dick was to be detached from his balls and preserved as a Dick in a Box for later generations, "it seems that a Dick in a Box is a common think these days.

by Yo Bro July 31, 2013

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juice box

a vagina, especially one that is plump (perhaps resembling a clenched fist) and contains in inordinate amount of juices, ready to burst

D: Marv, I'm telling you, man, you should have seen the juice box on this broad; it was just oozing.

M: Well, then, I guess the juice was loose, huh?

by the lexicographer February 24, 2009

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porn box

The black box used to sensor nudity in visual media.

There were porn boxes over half the screen.

by Ashford Wyrd February 20, 2007

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no boxed gifts

Seen on wedding invitations, the couple are frankly demanding cash gifts. This has become a trend in desi culture, mostly among Pakistanis. It is considered bad etiquette and a faux pas by most people, since it is rude to mention gifts in wedding invitations at all.

guy: what should we get them as a gift?
girl: well, the invitation says 'no boxed gifts'
guy: are you serious?! that is so cheap. it's like they're asking for money. let's just give them a card and have it done with.

by gora_kagaz September 1, 2008

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