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Sick Dick

A sick dick is when someone gets an erection while they are sick and proceed to have anal sex using there sick as a lubricant
Mate, I am feeling a sick dick coming on
by PEENLOVER123ee April 29, 2019
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sick tick

The duration of an illness.
I'm waiting for this sick tick to end.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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Sick Beans

Sick + Cool beans = Sick Beans!!
"there is leftover poop for you" "Sick Beans!"
by @loreleibooboohairleg December 1, 2019
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sick farts

The farts that go to a sick person's mouth.
I just gave "person with disease" some sick farts and they said, " uhhhhh, I don't feel good." *dies*
by OriginalTreeBOI December 7, 2019
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Sick Jurn

A phrase used to express support for one’s choice, path, experience etc.

Typically used as a response to someone’s story.

Most often it is used in a sincere, endearing manner as a slight deflection of emotions as to make light of a heavy statement.
Jim: “....and after all that heartbreak, I told my dad I made centerfield so he should come to my games now.”
Frank: “sick jurn man haha that’s deep.”
by Constantine_Rubby December 25, 2019
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2nd Date Sickness

When you go on a date with a girl and you thought it went well and then you try to hangout with her again and she says yes and then bails by using an excuse such as “I feel so sick.” Absolutely clusterfucking your feelings and your night.
I was going to go hangout with Chloe but she got the 2nd Date Sickness while I was on my way to her house.
by funnypanda196 December 28, 2019
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Sick jerk

When you fake sick to get out of work/school to jerk off
Boys does everyone want to do a sick jerk tomorrow
by Cam Waite August 10, 2019
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