sloppy cold cuts

The ass cheeks of a very large woman.

"when I was at the grocery store I saw a nice set of sloppy cold cuts"

by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

cold cut combo

A vagina that is not warm after or during intercourse fills cold in tempter

This girl had a cold cut combo

by Pandabear92520 February 18, 2018

Cold Cut Combo

A good sandwich

Jack:That was a good cold cut combo with mayo.

by A good sandwich February 26, 2018

Freezing-Ass Cold

When it's so cold outside that your butt cheeks freeze together

It must be freezing-ass cold outside cause my butt cheeks froze together.

by FrostyTheCokeBearSaver November 30, 2011

Day Care Cold

Day Care Cold – Office colds that keep getting passed around, and which originate with contagious staff whose kids got sick at day care, that Petri dish of all office illnesses.

Thanks to sick Cindy, who takes her kids to day care, I have a Day Care Cold, and I will never really get well. As soon as I get over it, I will catch it again from someone else.

by #iamthe53 October 16, 2011

Cold Stone Stunner

An alcoholic drink, to make it, add one part Budweiser, one part Pabst Blue Ribbon, a splash of vanilla extract, topped off with a scoop of your favorite ice cream, make sure you smash something made of glass before drinking for maximum effect

Why the hell doesn't Friendly's serve Cold Stone Stunners!?

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Cold Grilled Cheese

The condition of the vagina the morning after sexual activity in which the labia majora and minora act as if they are in a sticky fused state similar to trying to slowly pull a cold grilled cheese apart.

The morning after a memorial night of passion, Pete turned to his mistress for round 2 and said "Dammmm, Jodi , that was some good squish last night...but trying to penetrate that hachette wound is like pulling a cold grilled cheese apart!"

by Riverbone Jackson June 11, 2018