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morning rump

a rare moment when upon awakening, you witness one of your pets using another pet's rear-end as their pillow. a sure cure to get anyone thru their morning slump
My cat avoids my dog like the plague, but today she decided to cozy on in to produce a well-executed morning rump. I sent my fam and homies the best pics they'll see all week.
by OriginalHomie May 4, 2023
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Morning Joe First Look

Morning Joe First Look (formerly First Look) was an American breakfast television airing on MSNBC. It was broadcast live on weekday mornings at 5 a.m. Eastern Time Zone, and competed with CNN's Early Start and Fox News' Fox & Friends First. The program was last anchored by Yasmin Vossoughian.
On September 10, 2020, MSNBC announced Morning Joe First Look would be replaced with a revival of Way Too Early starting on September 21.
by SPrice1980 May 10, 2023
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Bad Morning

Something a kid would say to feel like a savage
Teacher: hey Luke, Good morning!
Kid: Bad Morning Teacher!
by Coincidencesomething December 4, 2023
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morning 4 night

this term means that your bitch will suck the fuck out of your dick if you eat her out in the morning
yo my girl sucked my dick last night because I ate her pussy for breakfast thats why I love morning 4 night
by lana rhodes November 1, 2019
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boned in the morning

something chaswey's fans were saying during a live stream
viewer: i was boned in the morning
by SuperrMinmo November 1, 2019
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Morning Burger

The congealed blood, fluids, and tissue that accrues overnight when a woman is on her period.
I thought I would get lucky when we woke up together, but I got a mouthful of morning burger instead.
by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021
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Morning Cathedral

The waking erection experienced by those bearing a penis. Often has to be taken care of there and then.
"Hey bubby, wanna see my morning cathedral?"
by Carbonfibre Clue October 20, 2021
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