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Your mum

Your mum is a fat ass
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ur mum

basically every young kids say to people as a joke
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Mya’s mum

Mya’s mum has to be the most leng woman in existance, it is believed that she is not real because of how leng she is
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farting in your mums face

Your mum loves my ass farts she's an addict to them man
Me: wanna smell my fart Bbg

Your mum: ofc Abby cakes waddle that fine ass over here

Me: okay mama

Farting in your mums face is a manical experience for the both of us
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I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe
I want my mum and dad to divorce and won’t show any Antasha privacy maybe
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Clive Kent's Fucking Mum

Used as a term to express frustration, annoyance or mild anger at something, somewhat similar to "For Fuck Sake". Can also be abbreviated in short messages in a similar way and it is not uncommon to see the acronym CKFM. When pronouncing, the emphasis is placed on the word 'fucking'.

The Phrase originated in Cranbourne School, Basingstoke (UK) in the mid 1990's where Clive Kents mum would give gob jobs to the boys for a can of Strongbow cider. Since then the phrase has spread and entered the lexicon of most of Hampshire (UK) and has also spread to areas of Leicester and Leicestershire (UK).
Bob - *Knocks a glass of water on the floor*
Bob - Clive Kent's Fucking Mum!

Message example:
Bob - "my missus came home early and caught me at it"
Steve - "CKFM, why did she have to do that?"
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Your Mum

Also known as entity 976. This is a term to describe obese or fat. This has been used by armed americans 8000 times at a minimum a day.
"Oh look its entity 976!"
"do you mean that obese 14 yr old?"
"Yes."
This defines the meaning of your mum in a very realistic way"
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