One-sided Lemon

A sexual act in which an individual places a half of a lemon on the receiving partner’s anus. The giver of the Lemon squeezes and twists the lemon until the recipient experiences a very painful but also profound burning sensation within the anus and rectum. Afterwards the person on the giving end sticks his/her tongue deep within the anus of the recipient and slurps up accumulated lemon juice, aka the “lemonade”

Maddi wanted to do a one-sided lemon with Eliza, but they only had oranges and grapefruits.

by Madsux May 29, 2018

Driving over that lemon

Continually hitting an obstacle or problem.

"I have been driving over that lemon over and over again

by Two Flashes May 29, 2018

Brotherhood of Lemon

A group of three guys who think they are variated citrus fruits,
who go around killing kids in video games and yelling dumb one-liners at them.
They mostly play minecraft and other dumb games.

8 yr old kid: "We got a brotherhood of Lemon on our hands!"
Other 8 yr old kid: "We already lost then"

by DaddyTheMaster May 2, 2018

Lemon Snowstorm

The act of urinating during the process of ejaculating, often performed during sex.

Dude, I was fucking this chick last night and I gave her the gnarliest Lemon Snowstorm!

by ThunkerofThinks June 2, 2018

Lemon Bleach

Hello my name is Mr Lemon Bleach and i will be your physics teacher! In this class we will learn how to drink lemon bleach!

Lemon bleach is guuuuuuud

by MrLemonBleach June 8, 2018

Lemon sex

When you’re so unattractive the guy on top of you has his eyes closed like he’s just bitten a lemon

I drank lemon juice straight fresh lemon and pulled the face he pulls when we have sex and it’s a lemon eating face he got angry and said put more water in the lemon juice. lemon sex “we had lemon sex again today”

by LemonSex March 17, 2023

Lemon

Lemon is the kid friendly way of saying smut. You can often see it in wattpad stories of Y/N x Character or basically anything.

Melody: Hey Toaster! What ya doin?
Todd: Oh, hi Mel. I was on wattpad seeing story about facts and then I realized that I was reading a story full of lemons.
Melody: Jesus Christ! Hope your not traumatized from it!

by Rory.bug March 18, 2023