A relationship that looks like a heterosexual one to the unbeknownst, but is actually between two lesbians. Named after the satirical internet rumor that both Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel, who are claimed by Sanrio to be a straight couple, are actually two girls.
Penny: “People keep thinking I’m straight because I call Alex my boyfriend, but little do they know that she’s also a lesbian like me!”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”
“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”
“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”
by chillzfundee March 3, 2025
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You know she should stop what ever she doing,, using a vacuum to jack off or hell just stop fucking and go get that vaginal rejuvenation procedure.. but that is not sexy scarring all them men with horrible looking Kitty Danglers!!
by WillE.Smashem March 3, 2025
Get the Kitty Danglers mug.sebrina: woah, he ate my kitty pussy meowmeow so good last night
jennifer: luckyyy my guy never eats my kitty pussy meowmeow
jennifer: luckyyy my guy never eats my kitty pussy meowmeow
by N1K0L4I March 9, 2025
Get the kitty pussy meowmeow mug.A term for (typically) teenage girls on discord who have a fixation on com kids and being extorted. They typically have the com accent and are intimidated by and rude to every woman that so much as breathes in the same voice calls. They usually try and fail at the egirl aesthetic, and commonly have blood/gore related banners. They love being extorted, promoting self harm and eating disorders, and being overall wastes of oxygen.
by msrattatata June 27, 2024
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*Or*
A kitty that has hello at the beginning of its name.
(or just cute lil hello kitty lol)
*Or*
A kitty that has hello at the beginning of its name.
(or just cute lil hello kitty lol)
1st person: Omg! Hello kitty isn't actually a kitty it's a little girl!
2nd person: you’ve been watching too many YouTube shorts...
2nd person: you’ve been watching too many YouTube shorts...
by UrbanDictionaryHaha July 13, 2024
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Oh look who’s singing alone in the rec room? She’s a minty kitty, that one, let’s come back when she’s gone.
by Icechewer August 12, 2024
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