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24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct

When you text someone in uncharted territory they must be given a full 24 hours to respond before calling them to confirm the contents of the text message(s).
"I texted her yesterday but she hasn't responded."
"call her to confirm your plans dude"
"Nah man according to the 24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct she still has an hour to reply"
by 5MORK December 29, 2023
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Two hours

The amount of time I lost tonight...
Hym "Umm... What... What the fuck just happened just there?"

Iam "Hmm?"

Hym "Did you take over!?"

Iam "What? No! I was doing the thing! The sonar. Why? What happened?"

Hym "I dont know! I lost two hours! AND TWO DRINKS!"

Iam "What do you mean you 'lost two hours?' How?"

Hym "I don't know! I was working... I watched a 9 minute video (on 1.75x speed) and 58 minutes of a 2 and a half hour video... And then I went to the batroom... And it was 4 am. Like, I got back there at 12:30... I watched an hours worth of content... That's 1:30... I maybe spent 15-30 minutes with customers... That's 2:00... And I got out of the bathroom at 4:00 am... I wasn't in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes! I don't know what the fuck happened between 2 and 4 am! My drinks are gone! I had a coffee and a smoothie! They're gone! And it's not even that I was zoning out while I was working... The work wasn't done either! I have absolutely no recollection of what occurred. All I know is that AT 4 AM... Only an hours worth of work had been done. I had to make up that 2 hours worth of work between 4 and 6. What the fuck happened there?"

Iam 😟 "I... I don't know, I... It wasn't me!"

Hym "Well... Everyone was acting a little weird... There... There isn't a 3rd guy is there? What did we do for those 2 hours? What happened during those 2 hours?"

Iam "Uuuuuuuuh... Shit... I don't know man..."
by Hym Iam January 1, 2024
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seven crappy hours of our life

Person 1) Isn't school a fucking pain in the ass?
Person 2) You know what it IS?
Person 1) What?
Person 2) Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life.
Person 1) Blud you speaking fax 🗣
by AverageAvgeek January 2, 2024
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Wicked Hours

The time of a day (usually night) where mostly everyone is horny and wants to fuck
Becka: Dam what time is it?

Chad: It's wicked hours baby.
by ithinkuknowwhoitisbaby January 6, 2024
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Mandingo Hours

A term used to describe a few hours of sex an attractive female should have with a mandingo, or a well hung man. Can be during a mandingo party or not.
Jeremy: So did you and Cecilia finally go out?
Keiran: Naw, I walked in on her getting some mandingo hours in with Tyrese.
by InnkeeperJeff January 20, 2024
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Sim hour

noun
Pronunciation: Sim auor
Origin: The Sims
Unit of time used in The Sims that's equivaluent to 1 real life minute
1 Sim day = 24 Sim hours = 24 real life minutes
by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje December 6, 2022
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crappy hour

Span of time used to bitch about work or life in general. Can be considered a therapy session.
I am so frustrated with my co-workers, I need a crappy hour with friends.
by Anotherkaren December 7, 2022
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