Somebody has to be the goombas

When your older brother is playing a game and you ask to play with him then he hands you a non connected controller and tells you your playing as the enemies

AKA: Someone’s gotta get left out

John: I only have 2 tickets

Larry: Well I asked to go first

Henry: Well he’s my brother
John: Well somebody has to be the goombas

by I didn’t order a creeper November 27, 2020

This has to be hailed as a raging success

Sort of shite a deadbeat says when somethings been a one sided exercise in scoring virtue signalling points

This has to be hailed as a raging success, the hashtag you add when posting staged photos at a wacky warehouse when you have 2 hours free from all day spooneys sesh to spend with your kids

by Buffoon in a park December 5, 2020

Colonel Sanders has a wife

ditched a man to get that fried chicken or some shit

friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*

by steroidSteve December 6, 2020

Hoo-ha

A disagreement that occurs as a result of somebody curling a big log out in the kitchen sink as their significant other is occupying the sole bathroom in the house having a relaxing soak

My girlfriend and I had the usual hoo-ha on Christmas Eve last year

by Marigold December 21, 2020

Urban dictionary day yay this has been done before yay day

The day you not allowed to go on any other site except urban dictionary. 26th of December.

Person 1: oh hay it's urban dictionary day yay this has been done before yay day

Person 2: ok imma go on urban dictionary

by Kido123 December 25, 2020

Even the skinniest dog has fleas

A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.

TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.

by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020

Biden has Won

1. Something that was stated by news channels to say that Biden is probably going to be the president elect.

2. A phrase that super Trump supporters can not handle.

Wolf Blitzer: "All right folks, Biden now having Pennsylvania, we have an important announcement to make. Anderson are you ready? "

Anderson Cooper: "Of course I am ready, I have been tapping this smart TV screen for the past week. Let's get done with this already. "

Wolf Blitzer: " "Alright then. CNN projects, Joe Biden has Won the election, and is projected to be the president elect. "

by MST3K I like December 26, 2020