Mare's Disease

When a woman goes without sex for so long that she cam feel hernhymen growing back.

Mary was diagnosed with Mare's Disease and the only cure is a good, hard sexual encounter.

by Noreceipt July 15, 2016

Shins disease

Shins disease is another term for a completely monstrous hangover after getting absolutely destroyed off bud lite.

“Yeah I was in wildwood with my fam slamming bud lites last night and I just woke up with the WORST case of shins disease”

by Cussyprusher69 October 21, 2019

Shins disease

Shins disease is another term for a completely monstrous hangover off strictly bud lites.

“Yeah I was down the shore last night slamming thirty or forty bud lites with the fam and I woke up this with the absolute WORST case of shins disease”

by Cussyprusher69 October 21, 2019

lackofjamescharles disease

A rare disease that affects a small number of the population. If they don't see a picture of james charles' ass at least once within a 5 minute period, they die.

"ayo, lemme see james charles' ass"
"why?"
"cuz i got lackofjamescharles disease"

by Senetsu December 7, 2020

Pee Neck Disease

A disease where your neck slowly turns into urine.
It is very dangerous and has a 100% fatality rate.

"Dude, I think I have Pee Neck Disease!"
"You're going to die, haha!"

by Joseph V. Stalin December 16, 2020

Sir disease

When you go to a cvs or checkout and they always call you sir and you feel great shame also known as white mans disease

Goddamnit they called me sir again

Why do people always call me sir? I must have sir disease

by Friendship man November 9, 2021

The KΞN-NY Disease

The KΞN-NY Disease, or "Ah shit I forgot" is a neurodegenerative illness that affects a person's memory and was first diagnosed by Soham Mango. They are prone to forgetting simple details such as dates or current occurrences. However, this may cause individuals to forget important details such as persons and even themselves. It is a slow and painful death. The disease was disovered by The DOSA Investigators funded by Rahul Inc.

"Im sorry i forgot I have The KΞN-NY Disease"
"Sorry I forgot about my circumcision appointment I have The KΞN-NY Disease

by Dr Prezidential SJ October 6, 2021