December 22

The day that everyone can say "Turtle" randomly when they see people

"Turtle" - number 1
"um what?" - number 2
"its december 22" - number 1
"Turtle" - number 2

by Da.weirdo December 22, 2021

December 30

national slap a bitch day 😈💯😮 💨❤️ 🩹

Example:
hoe: hey bae! todays december 30th!
real nigga: yeah, national slap a bitch day! *beats the fuck out of this stupid little hoe ass bitch that probably fucks 53 gigachads everyday on my all my niggas loc fuck yall niggas loc yall all bitches and ill slap every single one of you hoe ass opp ass niggas today*

by real nigga loc we on top yakno December 25, 2021

December 28

On this day, you have to suck someones dick and they cant do anything about it

A: Let me suck your dick
B: Why?
A: Its December 28

by Renegadeisnotokay December 26, 2021

December 27

National Tell your friends you love them day, post them on your story to show your appreciation.

You: it’s December 27
Friend: what do you mean
You: I LOVE YOU

by Yourmomsgay4me December 27, 2021

December 18

December 18 is national Arabic Speaking Day! Where the whole world can learn Arabic and speak Arabic!:)

December 18 Arabic

by kaede_owo December 28, 2021

December 36

Oh my fucking god stop it dickhead, there's nothing else after 31th December and still trying to find meanings?

You (Dumbass): OMG IT'S DECEMBER 36!!111
Someone (Smart): Shut the fuck up dude, you aren't funny.

by DuperTheBox April 11, 2022

December 8th

National make a chair out of snow, put some glasses on and get some binoculars and stalk your neighbors!

*friend walks by* Why are sitting in a snow chair in the middle of your lawn?
"its december 8th so i'm stalking my neighbors

by CrzyCookie November 16, 2020