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Lames Disease

A severe sickness related to ones social health. This disease is characterized by both boring and lazy attitudes towards anything related to interacting with people and staying by themselves every night of the week. People with this disease will typically create elaborate lies just to get out of spending time with friends, some of those include; Creating a fake job, fake significant others, fake family reunions, and fake financial issues among other things.
Andrew's Lames Disease must be flaring up, he told us ain't coming to play ball because he has to work but I heard he got fired weeks ago.
by RBSmoove March 12, 2018
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DisEASE

Ease in disease, when your sickness is going down and your sickness seems to be going away.
Todd: Hey is Sarah still have that sad disease?
John: Yeah she's getting the EASE in the Disease.
by Dark storker March 11, 2017
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Kip Hirrlingers Disease

Unexplainable heaviness of the arms.
I couldn't lift my arms and my Dr. Diagnosed me with Kip Hirrlingers Disease.
by InducedAbyss October 6, 2016
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Middle Class Disease

An irritating, socially transmitted condition of petulance, loathing, and in some cases guilt caused by a comfortable, middle class upbringing. Also sometimes referred to as "MCD" or "McD"
Have you ever noticed that most communists and socialists throughout history have a severe case of middle class disease?
by S. Anthony September 10, 2016
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dank disease

a serious disease diagnosed when injecting marijuanas
marijuanas took my best friend when we where 15 he developed dank disease to his lung 3 months before he was born and he died at birth i never got to met him he was the best guy i ever knew and i still remember the last time i see him everyday
by puncake22 September 4, 2016
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apl disease

Abnormally Large Penis disease.. no, it's not actually a thing but if you're a twelve year old boy then you probably think it is..
The doctors diagnosed me with APL disease, and I couldn't agree more.
by theknowleger July 26, 2016
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Mare's Disease

When a woman goes without sex for so long that she cam feel hernhymen growing back.
Mary was diagnosed with Mare's Disease and the only cure is a good, hard sexual encounter.
by Noreceipt July 15, 2016
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