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carpe z-em

Latin for Seize the Z's. Basically go to sleep. The opposite of Carpe Diem.
" Bro, I haven't slept in two days."
" You idiot! What're you doing with your life?! Carpe z-em, Bro!"
"You need help, Bro."
by ryloken07 September 12, 2016
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z

it is a badman way to end a conversation
random person: dont get rude bruv i will bang you

another random person: cool i dont care. z
by THATRUDEBOY August 7, 2016
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MATT Z

The most cancerous piece of shit player on runescape thinks he is good at vorago but is complete trash, gets out dpsed by the bomb tank as a dps and despite owning a noxious staff is a spud cunt and uses a wand of cywir elves with virtus book. No-one will ever pvm with him ever again if they want decent team. His ingame name is current tinderfella
Even with 120 invention I still can't invent a way to make Matt Z good at runescape.
by Tinder king Matt June 12, 2016
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Z-man

A nasty gorrila that's similar to harambe, but just retarted and fucked up. For some reason the ugly creature feels like it can interact with female (or male) but constantly manages to terribly fail. There is only one more "Z-man" in the world, scientists are still trying to find it. Keep an eye out...
Why are you so fucked up, you turning into Z-man!
by Sexaphobia January 24, 2017
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z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition is named after Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins and his infamous hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.
Shame on you dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit ; the NHL is not a roman gladiator arena.
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017
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x.x.d;d;z,z,d;d;

this is how you play the sparta remix pattern 0* 12* 0* 12* 1* 13* 1* 13* -2* 10* -2* 10* 1* 13* 1* 13* on the computer keyboard
hey bro imma play that one sparta pattern. oh, x.x.d;d;z,z,d;d;? yeah that one
by mailex October 18, 2019
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Z

Stop your just making fun of yourself at this point, Z is just a letter god dammit.
by Ooferloofers October 21, 2019
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