chode monger

One who sells or deals in chodes

Your such a fucking chode monger

by moocow547 October 14, 2006

Chode Monger

A girl who is too pussy to take a huge dick and only settles for chodes

Jenny: Is she gonna have sex with Jamal?
Martha: Nah, she's too much of a chode monger

by Jihad_Unit April 6, 2008

toad chode

A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.

How was your date last night?

Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.

Deal breaker.

by Shuaman September 19, 2018

Chode Boson

Chode Boson: The most obnoxious insult that can be said about a person or persons.

Alternate: a boson that is wider than it is long

"Ryan is a Chode Boson."

by Andrew January 5, 2005

Chode

1. A person who is not generally cool.
2. A meathead with big biceps and little brains.
3. Jizz, semen.
4. Pot, weed.

I saw this Chode today who was talking with this dude. He said that he'd like to blow his chode sometime really soon. Chode.

by Spencer P. Watson August 21, 2006

Chode

when used as an adjective chode is equivalent to words such as "dope" or "radical" or "phat"

Those new nike air force one's are toatally chode shoes. Grand theft aouto 3 is tyhe chodest video game ever

by SofaKingFresh 03 December 22, 2002

choding off

The act of putting hoes before bros and leaving your mates for a girl. This act is performed by a chode

Tom: Why cant dave come?
Jamie: He's choding off again.

by Clocked May 7, 2010