Morgan's Tits

Morgan's tits are round and plump. He will never shy away from a good squeeze. His tits are practically public domain, should be houses within the wikimedia commons. They will often shake violently when excited, and will need to be calmed.

I sure do love giving Morgan's tits a good squeeze, it's the right way to start my day

by D. E. Fensworth September 30, 2021

Titness center

A place where people only work out their chest area.

It makes sense that they only have bench press machines at the titness center.

by Chaser Matrix June 26, 2021

Larry's Tits

Big man-titties associated with a quality control manager named larry. These late went on to inspire a punk/rock/ska cover band by the name of "larry's tits" from cleveland. The band features 40oz. express on drums/vocals and Johnny alternative on guitar/vocals. Best known for their renditions of Velvet Underground's "Sweet Jane", Nirvana's "Molly's Lips", Sublime's "Badfish", and "Big Salty Tears" by the Ziggens.

Did you hear larry's tits playing at alice's fourth of July party?
Yea, tit's rule, especially the drummer.
Yea, he's my brother. Down with the establishment.
"too bad alice is a co-dependant enabler who frets too much"
Yea, maybe mick's cock will shut her up

by johnny alternative January 21, 2004

sugar tits

A term Mel Gibson uses towards female police officers after being cited with a DUI.

Mel:What are you looking at sugar tits?!?!?!

by andrew4565765 July 31, 2006

Tit Theory

'the tit-theory' states that when a male or females mammary glands are disturbed instant gratification is received by both the clutched and the touched, leading to the muscles on both ends of the mouth to flex uncontrollably.

even the hardest nigga on the block will react 'happily' even when he says 'he going to shoot you', when you apply the tit theory on him.

by Qaxoohit October 3, 2009

tit taken

It is the same as a cock block but with girls. (n) When another girl prevents you from hooking up with a guy you had interest in.

Things were going really well until Julia was tit taken with my guy.

by Kalie Hamil March 4, 2010

gibbon tits

1) breasts that are flat and droop

2) a generic insult

Deakin: eeeew, i walked in on my nan in the shower and she had gibbon tits
Jake: mate, that is dirtyyyy!!!

or

Kurt: oi!! i did your mum
Jake: kurt, you are such a gibbon tits sometimes

by jakeeee haiggghhhh December 18, 2009