The Nancy Carballo Theory "Nancy Theory" states that if a women (typically of the heterosexual subclass) has no redeeming qualities of any sort, and still attracts people of the opposite sex, indeed has to be good at giving oral sex (throat goat)
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“It’s the Desi connection theory”
“It’s the Desi connection theory”
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The basis of Hypermodernism.
The basis of Hypermodernism.
Postmodernism argues that form follows function.
Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.
Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.
Theory-function the theoretical foundation of Hypermodernism argues that DESIGN follows function. Form is oriented as contrapositive to function.
Hypermodernism would use the meme and more metastatically the skeuomorph as a theory-function instance, ie., a meta-medium.
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Youre just jealous!
I saw you looking at him!
Oh, greg...you are despicable!
Youre just jealous!
I saw you looking at him!
Oh, greg...you are despicable!
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