CEO of simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason, far more than the average simp.

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women, when there is a clear 0% chance.

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female that they come across.

You know Harry Pearson, he is pretty much the CEO of simp the way he licks out that girl

Did you hear about that kid who lost all his mates for some pum. Legit CEO of simp

by u456789123741852963 June 3, 2020

hudsen is a simp

hes a simp to pokimaine he wants to rub is money all over pokimaine and suck the life out of her. and hes donated his life savings to see pokimaines lips move while she reads the donation.

hudsen is a simp means hudsen wants to fuck the living out of pokimaine

by hudsen is a simp June 10, 2020

Closet Simp

Refers to an individual (usually a male) who is in a relationship with another individual (usually a female). This person is a huge simp but will do whatever it takes to hide that side of themself from everyone. Acts tough with a hardshell but deep down simps for their significant other.

"Jeff is such a hardo, buddy a straight cold hearted savage. Doesn't get pushed around ever by his girl"

*When alone with his girl, Jeff is a huge pushover closet simp*

by YungJazzers July 8, 2020

Anti-Simp

A male who is literally a pussy magnet yet refuses to take action upon his super power. This man makes women leave snail trails yet he denies them and goes home and sits alone in his room staring at his wall.

"I am going to have to say no to having sex with you, sorry."

"Wow you are such an Anti-Simp. It's fine I think you're ugly."

by Hovis Breed December 28, 2021

sarvente simp

somebody who simps for a nun in mid-fight masses named sarvente, also known as "complete dumbasses"

person 1: I want to fuck sarvente so badly~

me: get out of here you sarvente simp.

by CrungleChugger97 November 5, 2021

dirty simp

gay ass nigga that likes dick the ass while texting back less than 10 seconds. With the names of. (Jaylen) ect.

Jaylens a dirty simp

by jaylen is a bitch May 9, 2020

Simp Pie

A fat man who would do anything to make a women happy with the intent of getting laid but thinks friendship is an important value.

Man look at chris; he is such a simp pie for angel.

by Big fat paulie d May 27, 2020