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Tiktok Shop Guru

An annoying individual who promotes products on TikTok Shop they pretend to own or care about for commission.

They will tell often have terribly annoying acting and say things like "Somebody from Monster is getting fired! Cause you can get 4 packs of white Monster for ONLY 50 VITENAMISE DONG and shipping is only sixteen times the price of the item!"
Son: "Dad, I'm going to start committing war crimes and felonies daily"

Dad: "No worries son, as long as you don't become a TikTok Shop Guru"
by Vantik74 September 9, 2024
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shopping-cart hockey

Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".
I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
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Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”
by GoodinBed November 12, 2024
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Jerry's bait shop

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop.
You know the place.
by plateenjoyer23 November 17, 2024
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Tito's Pawn Shop

Is a place mentioned in a video called "The Most Devoted Youtuber of All Time" by Sean Millea
Sean: Alright guys i'm outside Tito's Pawn Shop, i just sold my phone, traded it and got this nice new camera, though we're gonna keep this video going, we're going to buy some more crack
by Idkmangfioys November 28, 2024
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Livingston meat shop incident

A conflict at a meat shop in Livingston concerning a dripping wet man covered in spoiled meat operating a ford vehicle carrying taliban weapon technology
Did you hear about the Livingston meat shop incident?
by Barry1987 November 29, 2024
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da tem shop deaproov of dah acshuns (insert name) huz taykun

a way to tell someone that they messed up horribly in your opinion
Person1: I just touched grass
Person2: da tem shop deaproov of dah acshuns (insert name) huz taykun
by urbanjeffjef December 19, 2024
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