granny's apple surprise

when yo grandma take a shit and it clogs the toilet

grandma just left a granny's apple surprise

by Immaculate Ball Wrangler December 19, 2022

Urine for a Surprise Act

When you pee in a girls vagina and use it as lube or eat it with the pee.

Urine for a Surprise act

by Banana Slammer June 12, 2018

Kinder Surprise Egg

When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.

“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”

by DickRichards May 27, 2018

San Diego Surprise

When the mother of your children informs you that your first born was fathered by a San Diego Padre.

Jim's wife informed him and his friends that Jimmy junior is actually a San Diego Surprise

by Crawdad91 March 5, 2021

Gilmorians crummy surprise

when a gilmorian shoves a stale moist baguette down his urethra and proceeds to cum in his misses leaving a pool of crummy cum in her. Ultimately finishing of with a nice tasty 69

Yo man I had the best night with me misses i gave her the gilmorians crummy surprise

by Nigilywigily March 30, 2021

Surprising Homosexual Content

also know as Homosexual Ambushing refers to the unexpected inclusion of same-sex scenes or LGBTQ+ themes in heterosexual-oriented television shows and films. This term highlights the element of surprise experienced by heterosexual viewers when they encounter such content without prior expectation.

Example 1:
I ain't feelin' that Surprising Homosexual Content in Power, dig? One second I'm watching some thug shit like, "Hell yeah get the bag!" and the next I'm like, "Wait, what the fuck just happened?"

Example 2:
Power's writers and directors be adding that Surprising Homosexual Content to shake things up, makin' niggas talk 'bout LGBTQ+ shit.

by 16Fo'sho July 29, 2023

Jack Rabbit Surprise

A Jack Rabbit surprise can only occurs under very special conditions. The Male has to have the pelvic reciprocation speed of a cheetah. He also has to be hung like a baby chipmunk. To do the Surprise a regular size condom must be worn. The Jack Rabbit happens when the condom is lost in the woman’s vaginal receptacle. This is due to the small size of the male’s member and the high PTPM’s (pelvic thrusts per minute). Once the condom is lost in the vaginal canal the male stops and yells SURPRISE!!

Jean: You in yet?

Jak: SURPRISE!!

Jean: WERE’S THE CONDOM??

Jak: Jack Rabbit Surprise ...IN YOUR FACE….

Jean: You sick mother fucker!!!

by bboy-domo January 19, 2010