Playing Good

A joke between FPS players: "Okay team, try to lose the game using any method; including, but not limited to: Becoming a 10 year old and screaming directly into the potato that is your microphone and incapacitating your entire team's auditory capabilities, and then proceeding to become one with the cancer cell that composes your tiny, insignificant, and overall useless joke of a brain, and going on to spread your parasitic cancer by bouncing from server to server and not stopping until the entire gaming community: past, present, and future, is infected and the human race becomes one giant fidget spinner that has lights built into it. This fidget spinner will then proceed to spin fast enough so that the centripital force it generates, sucks in the remainder of the entire multiverse and turns everything that is created and will ever be created into the dreamworld of a 10 year old's imaginations of the most malevolent beings that are so due to their indescribable capacity of maximum annoyances that are, to any other non-infected mind, actions that causes death by means of ear drums shattering apart into the very center of the brain, which then causes an uncontrollable outburst of pure, and unrefined rage and depression; this then turns the pitiful victim into a inhuman beast that forces itself to run to the nearest bottle of Windex and chug it until it kills the harborer for the cancerous, parasitic, contagious virus only known to those who remain as: "10yrOldw/aMic.""

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by ItHasToBeDone July 5, 2017

tea play

The art of drinking tea sexily as a form of foreplay

( I.e... when a chap comes round .. on the premise of a nice hot drink knowing he’s going to stick his tongue in your Pussy , fuck you hard from behind and piss in your face )

Would you like to come for some tea play?

by Vimpyro53 October 31, 2017

playing the trumpet

When you blow a guy like you blow a trumpet

Bandie# 1 where showing Sean your flute skills last night?
Bandie# 2 no, I was 'playing the trumpet'

for him.

by Biggius Dickus January 4, 2020

Playing with Material

When a guy play with a woman's private parts. Butt Vagina Boobs Sex

"I like playing with material"
"I played with my girlfriend's material"

by Coca-Cola-Kid November 12, 2012

playing the bases

"Playing the bases" is both a term for a relationship that has yet to be defined and a description of what goes on in it.

When two people are fooling around semi-frequently yet have not yet decided whether they want to be in a relationship.

"Hey, what is up with you and Jackie?"

"I do not know man... We are playing the bases."

by Pimpmeister Flex July 5, 2012

playing dead

to play old, obsolete videogame consols.

I break out the Sega Saturn whenever I feel like playing dead.

by ramblingvine January 17, 2012

Camera Play

The act of editing the camera settings so that it gives you the desired effect that you want

Max: *looks at her taking pictures and reviewing them* Wow those are some awesome pictures, how did you do it?

Jane: I just messed around and began to camera play with the settings.

by Seraphoid December 7, 2011