Key Obidient

Any member of the OBIdence movement who for a fee, is open to negotiate for and offer politcal mercenary services to any party.

You-Suf has been identified as a Key Obidient, we can now stop talking about equity and fairness.

by Yasus Afari March 4, 2024

key obidient

A person of no known electoral value who moves on the ranks within the obidence cult due to the level of vulgarity he or she can spew online to become the lead rascal of the sect.

You_suf is on an aggressive exercise to identify and recruit key obidients for the next elections.

by Yasus Afari March 4, 2024

Low-key

There's a lot of definitions of this word, but the way I use it is just another way to say to be honest.

Person 1: Yo we gotta go to the function
Person 2: Low-key Ion even wanna go

by Ojizzle March 14, 2024

aston key

Aston Key is the name of someone who loves touching children.

Child 1: Ahhhhhh get away from me you Aston Key!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!

by jolticz1223 March 16, 2024

Key Fucking

The act of seductively inserting and slowly removing a key from its slot.

Triangle had me key fucking the lock until all was calm and cool but still wouldn’t let me open it.

by DaveDarling March 31, 2024

Keying my shit

Keying my shits basically means ur getting me tight , you getting me mad 😭

yo this bitch is keying my shit 😭

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by swervo gz 👀 June 29, 2022

keys kid

A homeschool kid that claims they actually went to school even though they sat at home all day. they may think they are more intelligent than their normal counterparts, however, the only thing they have more of is social ineptitude

Omg did you see that keys kid? He was so awkward, right?

by epicstyleswag July 5, 2022