When a man looks at a piece of paper, unwilling to take the time to read it himself, then asks his significant other to tell him what it says.
Wife: Did you see the pamphlet on the table about next week’s event?
Husband: I saw it, but what does it say?
Wife: Would you stop Man Reading
Husband: I saw it, but what does it say?
Wife: Would you stop Man Reading
by scher&air February 4, 2012
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by kpally November 8, 2011
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by bunny blew November 13, 2011
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Last year I would say he was a boy, but this year he has completely changed and grown up. He went from a Boy to Man.
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