free candy van

A run-down shady looking vehicle that looks like something a rapist or child molester would drive.

Joe should get the blood stains washed out of his car, right now it looks like a free candy van.

by grundle debris December 3, 2007

free lunch guy

When you're not good enough to play for the team you're on, but you still eat the law enforced meal.

Danny Garcia sat on the bench in uniform and watched his team play, then went to Arby's and proceeded to eat on the teams budget. Making him a free lunch guy.

by Coach BEAR December 5, 2013

Free Armor Trimming

Runescape scam: you can't trim armor, you can only get it from a member's scroll.

Trimmed armor is worth much more than normal armor

xXDragonSlayerXx: Free armor trimming!
Tronicdude6: he's scamming, just going to steal your armor smh

by KodakKid3 February 14, 2015

Finger free February

Finger free February is like no nut November but for women

During February woman cannot masterbate at all

Woman 1: did you hear what’s happening next month
Woman 2: no what’s going on

Woman 1: finger free February

by True blue Ozzie November 3, 2019

d/d free

drugs and disease free, Used in personal ads by those seeking mates on online personals.

I am a swm (single white male),hwp (height weight proportional), d/d free in search of a swf (single white female of similar qualities.

by Jaay December 28, 2005

Free-Range Skanks

A group of younger, scantily clad females who are leaving their established territory, or "hood," in search of males.

Look at those free-range skanks! Wonder where they came from?

by gab38 November 21, 2010

free like Flynn

A sure to be popular phrase inspired by the DOJ and AG Barr’s dismissal of traitor Michael Flynn’s case in which Flynn both lied about being in regular contact with the Russian government not to mention failing to register for his status as a foreign agent in Turkey.

Shit, who wouldn’t wanna be free like Flynn if we did something wrong, this fucker’s seriously a straight-up untouchable operative of Trump, Inc. which means his true allegiance is to money!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 24, 2020