Evan

Evans are people who usually spend their time reading Lord Of The Rings, watching Star Wars, and only playing games from before 2012

"Yeah, the president of the Dungeons and Dragons club seems like a real Evan to me'

by Ghostface's MySpace August 24, 2021

Evan

The best person ever, the sexiest and funniest. So talented, so cute, everyone's favorite person ever.
He's british tho and a rat, but he's still cute.

I would die for Evan

by papupipo August 25, 2021

Got Evaned

When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue

Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned

by Evan Peter Grandview May 17, 2021

Evan

a right sad git

S: Is that evan?

P: Yes, probably talking about spider man again

by mcdontle May 19, 2021

Mr Evans

A serial killer with malicious intent to murder everyone as he knows how to get away with it properly

Joey: That guy looks like a right Mr Evans!

by George Bowser May 19, 2021

Chris Evans

The hottest daddiest man of all

Did you see that fine hunk of man Chris Evans?

by MrsEvans💔 May 22, 2021

Evan

Noun: Sussy Baka meme man that is funny and is Candace’s friend
Verb: evaning means being sus or amusing

Stop evaning your such a Emily your such a pot head.
Evan is a meme.

by Akinney2010 May 26, 2021