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shong lock dong

Big black man. Most likely from Africa or the southern part of America.
Is Joshua a shong lock dong?
by dragon_slayer36 October 1, 2017
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dong bong chong

A Chinese person who likes to have sex in public
Charlie is such a dong bong chong, he had sex with Ching in the school bus yesterday
by Anonymous Piglet 44569 October 2, 2017
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inside-dong

Another word for vagina.

Coined by the Plumbing boys in their video about Avatar.

(Plumbing the Death Star is a podcsat featured on the Sanspants Radio YouTube channel, in case context is needed.
Look 'em up, they're pretty funny.)
Zammit: "You got your reproductive organ..."
Duscher: "My big ol' dong"
Zammit: "Your big ol' dong, or your INSIDE-DONG, otherwise known as a vagina."
by BoxerJoe October 4, 2017
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Ding Dong

A British exclamatory term of excitement, usually paired with an OK hand sign.

Associated with being offered alcohol, pizza, cheese or drugs.

(When high, the phrase is vocalised with a high-pitched voice, imitating a woman's voice).

Alternatively, "ding that dong" is a term indicating the action of just doing any random, good thing.
"Charlie, I got some leftover pizza? You want some?"
"Don't mind if I do, ding dong!"
by ludithottie October 24, 2017
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donging out

The process of submitting to illogical delusions and in turn acting like a total dong.
After staying up for three days straight, Fred began donging out.
by Donging hard June 19, 2017
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Book of Dong

Our Scarra, who art in heaven, dognitas be thy name, thy donger come, thy dong be done, in LoL as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bowflex, and forgive us of our #heimermechanics, as we forgive those who #heimermechanic against us, and lead us not into FrankerZ, but deliver us from Odee.

Praise the Lord and everlasting Scarra, praise his son Qtpie, our savior, and praise the holy dong, it flows through us all and gives us life. For without the dong, man would not have conquered the bowflex, and the world would be lost to FrankerZ.

At the table, Qtpie took the bread, gave thanks and said "take this all of you, this is my body, it has been given up for you. Do this in memory of me." When supper was finished, Qtpie took the cup, gave thanks and said, "take this and drink from it, this is my blood, it has been shed for you and for all so that your sins may be forgiven, do this in memory of me."

And when Qtpie looked upon summoners rift and, behold, it was corrupt; for the FrankerZ had corrupted his way on the rift.

(Book of Dong 6:12)

And Qtpie said to Scarra, "The end of all minions is to come before me; for the rift is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the dong."

(Book of Dong 6:13)

And so Scarra said that it was to rain for 40 days and 40 nights, so Qtpie gathered up all of the dongers, FrankerZs and bowflexes, and he build himself a great ship, an arc, and it was where he would save dognitas from the calamity.
Holy fuck I love the Book of Dong. It's great!
by theFreddy99 June 25, 2017
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dong

1. A sound effect used generally to describe the sound of hitting a gong, or any resonating metal object.

2. Slang for a male penis.
1) "When I hit the bell, it went dong!"

2) "Boi you've got the biggest fuckin dong I've ever seen"
by bigdonghaver November 6, 2017
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