chode monger

One who sells or deals in chodes

Your such a fucking chode monger

by moocow547 October 14, 2006

Chode Monger

A girl who is too pussy to take a huge dick and only settles for chodes

Jenny: Is she gonna have sex with Jamal?
Martha: Nah, she's too much of a chode monger

by Jihad_Unit April 6, 2008

toad chode

A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.

How was your date last night?

Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.

Deal breaker.

by Shuaman September 19, 2018

Chode Boson

Chode Boson: The most obnoxious insult that can be said about a person or persons.

Alternate: a boson that is wider than it is long

"Ryan is a Chode Boson."

by Andrew January 5, 2005

choding off

The act of putting hoes before bros and leaving your mates for a girl. This act is performed by a chode

Tom: Why cant dave come?
Jamie: He's choding off again.

by Clocked May 7, 2010

Chode Sander

1.) A patch of facial hair, usually on the chin, used when a man performs fellatio on another man.
2.) One who performs the act described.

"Wow, Stefan, why don't you come over here and put that Chode Sander to good use?"

by Shlooed March 4, 2008

chode yodeller

one that yodells with whoms chode is recently been spat on by ones saliva on thy gooch/ballsac(most dumbasses thinks its a fat penis..i dont even really know:))

man, your girlfriend is such a chode yodeller. last night she chode yodelled me, grade A shit!

by william IV VI July 3, 2008