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Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
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Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
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Awesome

That game was awesome/gay.
by BrassNippa April 5, 2021
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Awesome-sauce

A cool person

Or saying something and not meaning and anything basically just saying cool
I just got my nails done - awesome-sauce
by Sunscreendude April 9, 2021
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Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce

This most awesome person truly stood by the definition of Awesomesauce. So,as an honour, the title upgraded to ASCS.
AwesomeSauce you’re now “The Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce”
by PaastaSauce May 19, 2021
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Awesome

Useless word used to cover up the fact that you don't have anything interesting to say.

2019 version of "that's so fetch"
"Omg I had such an awesome time! It was such an awesome party with awesome people"

"This is an awesome product. Please buy it"
by awesomeawkward May 31, 2021
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bluddy awesome innit

it is hannah redjeb the one and onlys word
“ayo shes bluddy awesome innit
by itshan April 20, 2021
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