Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

First Monday

1) The day before work day.

2) The day people start thinking about work.

Bob- "Are you almost done with your project?"
Bob- "Cause, there's a crazy party at Tom's place on Saturday."
Tim- "Pretty much done, won't have to worry about it till first monday. I'll be there."

by Usermin November 6, 2012

First Law of reddit

reddit>sleep.

man 1: I slept ten hours yesterday. It felt so good.
man 2: Man, have you never heard of the first law of reddit?

by AnonIthink September 7, 2013

first junction wonder

the act of starting a non-competitive cycling event from the first junction after the race has started in order to avoid the sometimes extortionate entry fees

That bai just pulled a first junction wonder, what a scumbag!
Lets frown and be resentful in his general direction

by dsm83 June 20, 2011

First Story Bar & Kitchen

A fun place with a good vibe, appetising food and innovative cocktails.

I am tired of these basic places let’s hangout at First Story Bar & Kitchen this weekend!

by The__Almighty November 23, 2021

First Amazing

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The Season Sale is going on with best deals Just for you !

First Amazing

by anonymous November 23, 2021

First Amazing

Ab kya kahe apne bare me hum bas Naam hi kaafi hai; The Amazing place for all Home ,fitness & Beauty products also deal with cool Birthday and Couple T-shirt.

The Season Sale is going on with best deals Just for you !

First Amazing online shopping platforms

by anonymous November 23, 2021