dong

the bst fukin way to say penis

The long dong sang the wrong song

by hjafullllllllllbj November 6, 2020

Donging

Donging can defined as having to put your own dick in one ear, through your frontal lobe and then out the other ear, leaving your personality and behaviour virtually unrecognizable.

Donging. Bob didn’t even dong himself that hard, yet, the equilibrium of his brain had been forever changed.

by Michael 26738 October 16, 2020

donged

derivative of dong (n) - penis, dick

to be thoroughly fucked, often used in excess or as hyperbole

Mike got donged halfway to death and he just wanted some kinky sex.

by lovelace66 October 16, 2020

biggest ding dong

a person with the biggest pp

biggest ding dong award goes to egg/ grace

by egg the dolphin October 18, 2020

Dong

1. Headass
2. Loses fights to people named Aman
3. Doesn't get the girl

Dominic: Hey, do you know Dong?
Johaer: Do you mean the guy that Elena got her friends to tell him that she wasn't looking for a relationship but then she still started dating someone else?
Dominic: Wait, I thought he was the guy with the small penis who got his ass handed to him by Aman?
Johaer: Yeah, he did that, too. He's a headass.

by Eyoel March 17, 2017

Ding Dong Go

To knock on an anonymous door or ring an anonymous doorbell, but to run away before it is answered. More specifically, the individual who partakes in knocking/ringing, hereby dubbed the "ding dong" must run, hereby dubbed as "go", for as long as possible without taking a break. It is also customary for the individual who has answered the door to run after the "ding dong".

As a long distance runner, Nashid was exceptional at ding dong go, since she could keep running away for hours on end.

by Worried Atheist March 29, 2017

Ding Dong

Another word for a dumb person

Stop being such a ding dong for five seconds please.

by Ty Track March 30, 2017