Bastard seagull

A seagull that enjoys shitting on people and and shitting all over people possessions. You can usually find them on beaches. Don’t approach because they might get pissed and shit all over your stuff

Look at that bastard seagull shitting on his beach blanket

by Fresh mountain dick November 13, 2018

Jack bastard

A well known saying in the mpgs ops room at diggers that is said all the time describing a certain serviceman.

You jack bastard matt always looking after yourself and not considering anyone else

You jack bastard matt eat all our expensive biscuits and then bring cheap rich tea in

You jack bastard matt let everyone else do all the work and then offee to help after it's all done

by 5IC August 25, 2017

Celtic Bastard

1 shot of Jameson
1 shot of Johnnie Walker

Yo let me get a Celtic Bastard neat.

by C.F. Blumon August 31, 2017

Titty Bastard

A derogatory term for a trans woman.

Trans Woman: Omg I start my HRT today!
CIS Troll: TITTY BASTARD ALERT!!!

by Exogear April 19, 2018

Horny little bastard

A male dog

That Horny little bastard was tryna shag me dog

by SpaffMeister October 11, 2018

All cops are bastard

Often times used to say all cops are bastard.

I praise anarchism and peace, but acab men. All cops are bastard.

by dovahkiin4201 December 15, 2018

Bicycle Bastard

A slur for people who are exercising out in the morning and get in the way of cars and shit.

“Hey, get out of the way, you bicycle bastard!”

by Windows_07 June 20, 2018