august 12 2005

Birthday of the best bad bitch.
If you are born on this day you most likely are attracted to the same sex and have an amazing best friend

Best friend: when were u born
You: August 12 2005
Best friend: HAHA GAY AND U LOVE ME

by Ekpppppppp April 18, 2023

August 3

a sweet baby girl WITH BITCH ASS FRIENDS WHO SUCK COCK

Person 1: oh I love girls born on august 3rd
Person 2: YEAH BUT SHE HAS BITCH ASS FRIENDS🤨

by anonymous April 21, 2023

August 17th

my birthday bitch so send me 10 pounds i beg you

“it’s your birthday! here’s 10 pounds”

August 17th is the birthday of me

by TheBestCurryMuncher1012 April 23, 2023

August

A guy with a very small penis.

Person: Ew. Look at that guys. Bet hes an August
Person 2: Yeah, what a disgusting retard

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

August

A fat ass polar bear that steals people’s food and is probably inbred and related to Helen Keller

Hey do you see that guy

Yeah he looks like an august

by Not mutazim May 9, 2023

August 9th

if you are born on August 9th you are lonely asf and need attention before it becomes lethal
you have no frienfds and everyone thinks youre disgusting and ugly (including me)
you have no life and waste all your time playing League of legends instead of showering
you should honestly take a bath and walk outside away from your screen and touch some grass

random guy: youre so annoying of course you where born on August 9th
probably someone called Zephyr: i hate you
random guy: take a bath

by dinosaur with 500 teeth August 21, 2023

Auguste

The best girlfriend ever, she is so important person, they literally named a whole month after her. She is such a baddie, and she knows it too. Every nice word you can find in the dictionary is literally based of off her. Auguste is so kind and she loves to pet stray animals. She knows how to make bomb ass Chinese chicken, and she is the best teacher too. She gives the best advice for those who are in need. She is a great friend and she knows how to make you feel loved and accepted. Everyone needs a Auguste in their. (She’s mine though)

I love me a Auguste

by dascoldd August 21, 2023