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post universal depression

When you miss going to universal with your friend and you look at all the good times you had and you realize how much you life sucks, yeet. Also you remember all the jokes and you realize how you should have done more, so much regret. SMH
I have a test tomorrow! Ugh i miss universal. Honestly, the post universal depression is real!
by Heyyeets December 10, 2018
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Barcode Posting Dipshit

A stupid fucker who brags on social media by posting pics of tickets to games, events, or shows that he/she is going to. This fool posts the tickets with the barcodes clearly visible in the pic, and then acts surprised when he/she shows up at the entrance to the event and finds that somebody copied the barcode from his post and used it to get in while he/she languishes outside.
"Look at this instagram pic - Joe is going to the Steelers game tonight, he posted a pic of his tickets. Stupid Barcode Posting Dipshit! Some hacker will be in his seat!"
by RATTnroll September 11, 2018
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Post Billie Depression

The phase that comes after meeting Billie Eilish, where it feels as if you are missing something in your life and your organs are being ripped out of your body. You miss Billie and no longer feel whole.
Is Caitlin ok?, she was crying in her live stream last night, no shes not ok she is suffering from Post Billie Depression.
by Wet squig June 11, 2019
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Stop Posting This Shit

The proper response to a person or persons actions of constantly posting or uploading of a single repetitive topic, idea, event, etc.
We understand you went to Coachella, you need to Stop Posting This Shit
by Actually_Fat June 3, 2018
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Post-Final Syndrome

The clinical term for the lack of motivation that accompanies being done with college finals. Symptoms involve sleeping for unparalleled amounts of time, failure to interact with friends or loved ones, and feeling generally unmotivated.

PFS is known to last anywhere between two and four weeks. There is no known cure, but PFS is luckily almost never fatal. Symptoms recur even after repeated exposure to college finals, suggesting that the human mind cannot adapt to these circumstances.
I haven't seen Josh for weeks; he must be sleeping off his Post-Final Syndrome.
by Dryman May 23, 2017
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Post pool dick

When you get out of the pool and you get temporary micro penis.
"Been married 6 years a d my wife has still never seen my post pool dick."
by "The" Ben L. June 30, 2017
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i call post it

saying “i call post it” means end of discussion, and no more arguing about, the person who says it is automatically correct
meredith : “i love you more

derek: “that’s not true
meredith: “i call post it

derek: “fuck”
by anonymous_kaysadilla August 4, 2020
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