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Matthew Gage Middle School

The worlds shitiest middle school. Everyone there is either white trash or a chollo. Its as if 9/11 had a child with the holocaust and raised it at a church for retarded children. The worst teacher by far is that stupid asian invasion, Mr "faggot ching chong" Sun. That fucker sucks major chode. His OWN chode. This asshole actually compares his students to his kids. HIS FUCKING CHINGALING KIDS. And its not like they're smarter than us. he just thinks they are. He actually has the audacity to tell his students he's fucking SUICIDAL!! Hes a mentally unstable acorned-dick dog eater. He's such a retard, he doesn't teach. All his dumb ass does is tell us "Maybe you could do better" WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE THINK WE"RE TRYING TO DO, MAKE HIS MOMS FAVORITE CAT SOUP? Fuck this guy. Fuck him in his loose, yellow ass. Fuck this piece of shit school, too. All I did was say damn and the vice principle flips her shit.I...SAID...DAMN... i didn't say i raped your daughter. I swear to god I would rather cut of my ears and shove a dildo in the holes and down my throat instead of go back. Mr. Carlson a dick too. He picks favorites. And his son goes there too. He can go fuck his conservative ass with his laptop. I HATE THIS SCHOOL!
Hey do you know Matthew Gage Middle School ?
Yeah. If you ever talk about it again I will rape and eat your first born child.Like Mr. Sun does to dogs.
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Eight O'clock Matthew

After four hours of V.O. and Miller Lite. Ones becomes blacked-out and has perpetual mean face.
Look at Eddies face he is drunker than an eight o'clock matthew.
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The spot matthew gagea and mayor wright hit it off
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St Matthew High School

Catholic high school in the semi-poor part of Orleans. Known for shitty uniforms, being the high school of that music kid from a semi-popular band, and white bitches who say the n word. There’s also a kid who has a shit ton of Tik Tok followers. Not much aside from that and 7/8th graders slipping tongue in the stairwells and putting the garbage bin in the bathroom sink. holy fuck i hate this school
St Matthew High School is a shit hole and i can’t wait to graduate
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The best boyfriend in the whole wide world and loves his girlfriend sooooo muchhh Because she is his everything and only his 😘
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