Logan paul

Absulote ballshit ugly no brained hazell nut brain tugly bitch fo jakes dick whos mum and dad are brother and sister

Logan paul is pretier then my shit thats how ugly he is

Ugly means logan paul

by I got bitches all over my dick October 19, 2020

Logan

logan is a really annoying person, often ugly and balding.

wow is that logan?

yeah, I can tell from his bald spots

by Logan ! October 19, 2020

Logan Joiner

That one ginger kid that is always just there in the background.

Dude there's a Logan Joiner lurking out by your car
Hey did that Logan Joiner just take your wallet?
Dude that Logan Joiner just shit on my car!!

by CarlZeiss June 16, 2012

Logan Pallin

Also known as the "Turtle Bear", while having a spontaneous tendency to burst into a sprint, this being has the ability to sleep for 23 hours at a time. Usually found in the wilderness of Minnesota, Logan has been spotted on top of various dance floors spanning from Arezzo to Germany. Despite his intimidating stature, he is quite in touch with his emotional side. His triggers include Ingrid Michaelson, anything green, motorinos and the Vatican.

Logan Pallin, stop complaining about going into town 5 times!

by Ajota G July 11, 2011

Logan

Extremely Handsome and Humble. ENORMOUS dick. I mean massive. They called it the gut buster- literally tore people apart. Hes ripped as well.

Cinderella: "Why are you in the hospital Doja?"
Doja: "Logan busted my gut! I have serious internal bleeding now but it was worth it!"

by StacyBasey November 22, 2021

Logan

If your name is Logan you are automatically a pussy-magnet.

Damn Logan got them hoes.

by Logan GOAT November 22, 2021

Logan

a sexy ass nigga with a big dick,
he also listens to yeat kankan and summrs and hes 6’3 and african american

aye you seen logan?
nah he fucking mad bitches rn

by slayworldnigga November 22, 2021