15th July

A day when a very sexy child named Jagrit was born and that makes him the most important.

“It’s the 15th July”

“The day Jagrit was born?!”

by Unborn legend November 22, 2021

July 28

The day where the most annoying people in the world are born

Friend 1: Did you know capers was born on July 28
Friend 2: that makes more sense

by Mollysoccer6 November 4, 2019

July 2 2008

This day is for the craziest girls. The babies of your friendship group I guess, they act like they are your two year old daughter! Such crackheads.

Hey, come here little one want me to feed your your yogurt?

Why?

You were born July 2 2008 right?

by Dundunsuuuun November 6, 2019

Fourth of July Blumpkin

The art of a female or male preforming oral sex upon a male recipient whilst he suffers from the explosive results of a Taco Bell 12-pack.

Person 1: Did you here how fucking disgusting Stacy is?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she gave Scotty a Fourth of July Blumpkin.
Person 1: Didn’t he have Taco Bell before it or some shit?
Person 2: Yeah, haha she’s a dirty bitch

by Logan Lawson December 19, 2018

julie andrews syndrome

Having the constant and overwhelming urge to break out into a musical number in every day life.

My daughter is so extra, she even has Julie Andrews Syndrome.

by Linda the mermaid. September 27, 2017

1st of July 2020

1st of July 2020 ; is the day the kids took the power back.

In far north Queensland, on the 1st of July 2020, there were 4 boys who.s actions took the power back from the church.

by Bryn Benn July 17, 2020

July 28, 2000

People born on this day are always the youngest in their class, but they are very intelligent, funny, and kind. If you ever meet someone born on this day, tell them happy birthday, even when it isn't their birthday. This day is at the end of the summer, so nobody is ever around to celebrate with them.

Woah, you were born on July 28, 2000? Happy Birthday!

by Jagcs November 16, 2020