road chode

the build up of sweat that comes from wearing the same crusty ass underwear for 3 days while driving cross country to go to a john denver fan club meeting at your 7th cousins moms house.

i had viscious road chode before my heterosexual life mate gates licked it clean for me

by Rey Rey December 30, 2004

chode

an elf's penis. goblins, dwarves and knomes also have chodes, but at christmas time they grow to average proportions.

santa was impressed by the elongation of his elves' chodes

by Senor Chodebury February 28, 2005

hairy chode

A hairy chode is someone who thinks its funny define your name as something Gay. In another sense this means that the ugly bastard is placing a lame definition for your name.

i have this stupid hairy chode freind who placed a definition thats gay.

by Aaron pontious October 3, 2004

Chode warrior

What a anti-conformist conforming to anti-conformity call a short doosh that is a conformist and drinks a lot of cofee.

Anti-conformist: Hey Chode Warrior
Short Doosh with cofee: What?

by Anti-Anti-Conformist April 29, 2005

nipple chode

A nipple that resembles a chode

haha look at owains nipples, they look like chodes growin on his man boobs

by The_Reaper January 11, 2005

chode toes

Toes that resemble a chode; ie. they have a greater width than lenght.

Dear God! She has chode toes!

by J-Mo & J-Ho January 4, 2008

chode waffle

The chode waffle is a short fat female creature having the body of an overweight dwarf and the vagina of a blue waffle victim. this saying can be reserved for the rankest of small fat chicks, but also works either way, pretty much if you're called a chode waffle, you're undisputably putrid and a blot to female society.

Amy siddall is an absolute chode waffle! she smells like road kill and is wearing the same clothes from two weeks ago. Fat Chode waffle

by John ashby July 27, 2010