Captain Squinty Yellow

The big man himself, Kim jong un.

Oh my god, is that Captain Squinty Yellow

by Dominoes_Pizza_Zimbabwae November 28, 2017

Captain Faggle day

November 20th; celebrating the captain of the faggle nation.

Thank god its captain faggle day!

by terps October 30, 2012

Captain Sack Sparrow

A sexual act where two men sit, facing each other, while a third person positions themselves to pull their oars, as if to row a boat.

Down for a Captain Sack Sparrow at my place later Todd? Woman is coming.

by Jellyman7201 March 21, 2023

Captain Mike the Sailor

A truly scallywag that will man the ship live nobody's business. Catch em on the poop deck in the all white G-Fazo's with that fat zyn pack in his mouth and a tooly on his waste. You can also catch him on shore sippin' reds and acting a fool

Captain Mike the Sailor has the dustiest G-Fazo's I've ever seen

by Mikeysling3 March 22, 2023

Captain Roden Harlowe

Captian Roden Harlowe. Also known as Roden (is a fictional character from The Ascendance Series by Jennifer A. Nielsen) Is the Captain of King Jaron Artolius Eckbert III 's guard.
He despises Jaron's right leg, for he has broken it, and stabbed it.
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"Jaron, I despise your right leg, Please stop having that leg exist" — Captain Roden Harlowe

by toebiased June 29, 2021

Captain B D

Captain of the GayNoggins, a father figure for all of us. He is respected by everyone and saves males from threats

Man, I met captain B D, he is so cool

by Randomguyfromspace October 27, 2022

Captain chair splitting

While dressed like cpt. Cave man When you an your partner are having a sex on a bar stool and you thrust so hard that the force splits the chair.

Bubba plowed me so good at the bar on last call that we end up captain chair splitting I haven't walked straight for a week.

by Purple nurble February 8, 2022