clean stoner

Basically the person who gives off stoner energy without ever smoking pot.

Or the person who always announces themselves as such so they aren’t pressured into getting high.

Example 1
Man 1: (laughing hysterically*)
Man 2: Bro did you smoke?
Man 1: NOPE! (wheezes and falls*)

Example 2
Man 1: You want some?
Man 2: Nah I’m good, I’m a clean stoner..
Man 3: Why do I ever bring you out?

by QzandeenOFC August 2, 2021

Traveler's Clean

The act of taking extra care- and time- when douching, typically anticipating significant delay of the anal intercourse for which one is preparing

"Hey Ricky, where's Omar? The cab will be here in five"
"He said he was meeting someone at the club later. Probably stuck in the bathroom giving himself a real good traveler's clean"

by s3r10u5 August 5, 2021

Clean Slider

When you're poop comes out quickly, but also leaves nothing to wipe.

Dude how did you finish pooping so fast?
I had a clean slider man.

by very epic mans May 12, 2021

Clean Slider

When you're poop comes out quickly, but also leaves nothing to wipe.

Porter: Dude how did you finish pooping so fast?
Yeehahn: I had a clean slider man.

by very epic mans May 12, 2021

Clean and jerk

Self-pleasuring in the shower.

-Do you need some time to yourself before we go?
-Nah, I got a clean and jerk in earlier.

by tch0rtle August 11, 2021

Clean Nickname

A nickname that doesn't contain any special symbols or additional numbers to get a nickname that is already taken.
e.g. Steve

CoolGuy1212324: Damn dude, you got such a clean nickname!
Mousepad: Thank you.

by x8c8r August 18, 2021

Clean

When a small group is fine either in terms of relationship, location, ops, etc.

Yo are y’all clean? nah we got roped.

*after an argument* are y’all clean? yeah we worked it out i’m coolin.

by a_delamata June 6, 2021