Zander

A little 4'11 gay brown boy with a penis shaped like a grain of jasmine rice. He is a teachers pet and he still gets 50s in school. Zander is like a bitch magnet, except hes pointed the wrong way.

Somebody gay: "Zander looks pretty cute today"
Somebody straight: "You need to be put down"

by Zander Lover January 16, 2023

Zander

Zander is a terrible friend he loves to suck dick and he is gay but he loves his girlfriend I have no clue how. Zander could be a good friend sometimes and I mean sometimes all bolded and he is amazing at giving head and he's a rich mother fucker.

Zander is a fatass NIGGER

by Rizzalations October 27, 2023

zander the 1st

A human that uses cheat codes to come on top on kahoots. he is apparently the kahoot god in german but he just uses goog le translate.

Zander the 1st you cheater witcha screamed, stop being zander

by Zander the 1st November 22, 2023

Zander

Zander is a bander

Zander the bander will bang you to sleep

by RYANTHEMAN69 April 18, 2023

zander

a sexually active homosexual

you are zander

by bradisdumb October 16, 2019

Zander

A creature of mass pain and destruction often found with children captured in dog cages. Capable of running Mach 7

Bro look out there that Zander’s coming

by Zander’s slave October 28, 2019

zander

The best person ever 🤪✋

OMG Zander call me right now

by lavai February 5, 2021