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Utter Fucculence

The systematic failure of all technology required to perform a simple task
Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.
by Brever February 8, 2023
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derangement, insanity, and utter hellholery

Random recruit: "Yo bro how would you define Astoria?"
Me, who's seen how fucking stupid the server is: "Derangement, insanity, and utter hellholery."
by omnicontrol October 12, 2023
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Utter

Dude this couch and blanky is so utter
by Big Stanky Danky Terd October 12, 2023
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Utter Tutt

Northern English colloquialism used as a variant to the phrase ‘utter shite’. Reclaimed as an affectionate term to describe clutter or additional items in a home.

Tutt is basically crap you don’t need but by god do you want. A non necessity, but a self indulgent luxury. Tutt is comfort. Tutt makes a home.
The house was covered in Utter Tutt.
What did he get you for Christmas? Utter Tutt.
Tk maxx is filled with Utter Tutt
by The Northern Translator January 22, 2022
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utter licker

A hillbilly that’s 5’4 or shorter and missing at least the front two teeth, uses insults such as fat ass, tumble weed, whore, tulip, Rollie pollie and flat tire. Questionably gay but probably.
Oh ya well your an utter licker!!
by Blobfish2.0 December 8, 2021
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Utter Perfection

Gus motherfloofing Porter
by raedaisimmaculate December 18, 2021
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Utter

expression of rage in helplessness when dealing with colleagues who seem to have zero brain cells
what is he asking? utter!!! utter everything utter...
by tremor vortex May 6, 2021
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